Jess. I enjoy longs walks on the beach, warm blankets, and bathing in the tears of my Enemies.

 

silkwrapped:

men are so dumb sometimes you just want to laugh at them but you can’t because they’ll probably kill you or some shit

zaku-too:

officialtomselleck:

weirdrussians:

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

leporell-o:

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

(Source: ferrand-o)

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

(Source: catchymemes)

gehayi:

exceptionalcelestial:

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

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“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

also a lot of those practical skills were taught in classes like home ec that have been cut completely as schools slash all spending not related to sports and STEM

Also-also, a lot of these skills were not taught even to people who took home ec.  The only sewing-related thing that my home ec teacher taught us was how to make a skirt. And we all sucked at it. She never taught us how to sew on buttons or how to mend tears in clothes.

babyfawnlegs:

I appreciate that, after all tumblr has gone through in the past months, I STILL have to see this every time I like a post:

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slashpeanut:

lesbianjubilee:

give me one good hershey’s kiss and i’ll be alright

me raiding my pantry after the third emotional breakdown of the night